Hey, guess who's real dumb! No, wait, never mind -- don't even bother guessing, actually, because the cat's kind of out of the bag: Kanye West is no longer a rapper or a musician of any original kind, he just appears on others' tracks. Yup, now he appears to be completely focused on being Kim Kardashian's full-time publicity agent, because everything that he does, says, creates, or destroys revolves around Kim and her big ol' booty.
Take this ridiculous, abject new song by Future called "I Won." Of course it's just chock-full of bragging about cars and bling or whatever and all of the other meaningless things that people find reason to croon over, but the best (read: worst) part is Kanye's total degeneration and degradation of women (even if they are Kardashian women) whilst referring to them as "trophies":
You the number one trophy wife
So it's only right to live the trophy life
You grew up on J. Lo, Timberlands by Manolo now
Till one day I put an angel in your ultra sound
I want to dip that ass in gold, I want to dip that ass in gold
I made it over NBA, NFL players
So every time I score it's like the Super Bowl
Baby, we should hit the south of France
So you could run around without them pants
I put that glacier on your little hand
Now that's the only thing without a tan
My trophy on that Bound bike, I gave you only pipe
If people don't hate then it won't be right
You could look at Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney and Khloe
All your Mama ever made was trophies, right?
Ugh, really? Seriously, Kanye? This is honestly the best that you could come up with? "Put an angel in your ultrasound"? "All your mama ever made was trophies"? Sickening, Kanye, even for you. You should be ashamed at the way you glorify the ridiculousness that is the Kardashian empire (famous for, you know, nothing), and you should be equally ashamed at what you so profoundly have alluded to in the past -- that assuming a woman is anything less than what you make her.
Way to set the bar, Kanye. Way to set it, drop it, and trip right the frick over it