Holy Promiscuity (oh Florida) :Christian Body-Builders Wife-Swap Their Way to Jesus

A Bible-thumping couple in Florida is changing the way people think about their faith — with a hookup website for devout Christian swingers!

Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, are the unashamed bodybuilding Jesus lovers bringing couples together and introducing them to their wild lifestyle of swapping sex partners and Bible verses, Barcroft Media reports.

When the fitness gurus got sick of finding swingers online who couldn’t meet their standards, they decided to set up their own swinging network — FitnessSwingers.com. They have been touring the US ever since, meeting couples who want to join in and indulge in their holy promiscuity.

The couple first met at a bodybuilding competition, and simply don’t care what people say about their swinging. They firmly believe that despite their unfaithful marriages, the big guy upstairs doesn’t have a care in the world that they’re defiling their sacred vows.

“I don’t think God would be mad at what we are doing,” Cristy said. “At first I was conflicted, but the more we looked at it, the more it makes sense to us.”

The 44-year-old added that she felt mankind had been created to frolic and fornicate with one another.

“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”

The hulking matchmakers have been together for seven years, according to Barcroft. They began their swinging escapades when the two met a brazen couple at Home Depot who blatantly asked them if they wanted to swing.

“I was so naive, I thought they were talking about swing dancing,” she said. “Afterwards we went home and looked it up online and it sounded exciting.”

$139 million, newly listed Florida home is most expensive in U.S.

Entered through a vaulted foyer, the residence centers on a sweeping, $2-million staircase cased in steel-iron and gold leaf. Among the more opulent features are an Imax home theater, a 1,300-gallon aquarium and a subterranean garage with parking for 30 vehicles.

The second-floor presidential suite comes complete with private outdoor terrace with a plunge pool while three additional master suites sport Jacuzzis with ocean views.  In all, the mansion touts 11 bedrooms and 17 bathrooms in 60,000 square feet of living space.

Set beneath a 12-foot cascading waterfall, an infinity edge pool features an LED-lit water slide, fire pit and swim-up bar. Above the waterfall is a Jacuzzi. Designed for year-round enjoyment, an entertainer’s courtyard includes a summer kitchen, a pizza oven, an outdoor lounge and an entrance to an indoor spa and massage rooms.

For the mega-yacht owner, Le Palais Royal boasts a 492-foot dock capable of accommodating seafaring vessels up to 185 feet in length. Occupying four acres on Millionaires Mile, the estate also includes 465 feet of private beachfront and is slated for completion in 2015.

William P.D. Pierce of Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate is the listing agent.

The $139-million price tag tops the Beverly House, the one-time home of publishing magnate William Randolph Hearst that reentered the market at $135 million this year. The Manor, a Holmby Hills estate formerly owned by Candy and Aaron Spelling and currently occupied by Formula One heiress Petra Ecclestone, is currently being shown off-market with an asking price of $150 million.

Bermuda Triangle: Official Myth

Now it's official: The Bermuda Triangle is a bunch of bunk.

For decades, rumors persisted that hundreds of ships and planes mysteriously vanished in the area between Miami, Puerto Rico and Bermuda because it was cursed or patrolled by extraterrestrials.

Most of us already suspected that was a myth. Yet, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration just posted a story declaring the Devil's Triangle, as it's also known, is no different than any other open ocean region — and that foul weather and poor navigation are likely to blame for any mishaps.

Florida FINALLY makes a reasonable argument, meaning this will never pass

St. Petersburg, FL - How about an extra hour of evening sunshine in the Sunshine State?

State Rep. Mark Danish of New Tampa and state Sen. Darren Soto of Kissimmee both think it's a great idea and are proposing Florida become the first state in the country to move to daylight saving time year-round.

The move would mean an extra hour of daylight during the winter months because Floridians would no longer roll their clocks back in the fall.

"It'll be very good for the economy, it'll also save energy by not having to use the light so early, so it does help us," Danish told 10 News on Thursday.

Danish says the extra hour would be good for the state's tourist industry, giving visitors an extra hour of daylight to enjoy at Florida attractions.

He also cites a 2008 report to Congress that concluded an extension of daylight time saved about 0.5% of the nation's electricity per day. That's enough energy to power 100,000 homes for a year. However, opponents have argued in recent years that gain is offset by an increased use of the A/C.

Soto told 10 News he thinks the biggest hurdle in getting their bill passed is that "it's a new idea." He says federal approval may also be needed to make the year-round change.

Currently Hawaii, Arizona and Puerto Rico do not observe daylight saving time.

If approved, the change would take effect July 1, 2014.

Via WTSP