Courtney Love Thinks She Found Missing Flight 370....No Really

While the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 continues to confound the world despite more than a week of intense search, Courtney Love thinks she might have this conspiracy theory-laden mystery wrapped up.

Using a website that lets you scour satellite images called Tomnod, the Hole singer noticed what appears to be an underwater airplane.

"I'm no expert but up close this does look like a plane and an oil slick," Love wrote on her Facebook page next to a screenshot of the satellite photo. "And it's like a mile away Pulau Perak, where they 'last' tracked it 5°39'08.5"N 98°50'38.0"E but what do I know?"

While an oceanic oil slick is precisely one of the things search parties are looking for right now, the image is from March 12, so you gotta wonder if an underwater airplane would still be visible from the sky four days after it crashed. That's a question for an airplane expert, or maybe another grunge icon. Eddie Vedder, what's your take on the subject?

In all seriousness, the image is intriguing and if Courtney Love has solved the greatest mystery of the 21st century, she's officially the coolest person alive. #SatelliteOfLove

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Proving Vanity Has No Limits Rob "Least Profitable" Kardashian Won't Go to The Wedding Because He's Fat

And no one will notice.............

It will be the wedding of the year, but there’s one Kardashian who’s isn’t excited about the nuptials between Kim and Kanye West: The E! reality star’s younger brother, Rob, is said to be feeling “down in the dumps” about his changing physical appearance and has said he doesn’t even want to attend the “I do’s” in Paris, RadarOnline.com has been told.

A source said: “Rob is upset about his changing shape and truly feels like the black sheep of the family.”

The family insider added that even though the 26-year-old is “very close” to father-of-one West, “he has no desire to go to France” for what is destined to be an over-the-top wedding.

“Of course, that could change. Kim is his sister. He loves her. But he knows this will be all about Kim and as usual, Rob feels he would be like the third wheel,” revealed one Kardashian spy.

“The reality of their situation is that Kim and Rob haven’t been that close in years.

“Deep down, she thinks he is a total slacker and it’s very hurtful to Rob. Out of all the Kardashian kids, Rob is the most down to earth and level headed. But he is just trying to find his way in the world.”

As we previously reported, the annual Jenner-Kardashian Christmas card didn’t include Rob last year and plans were secretly made with “no input or thoughts from Rob.”

Therefore, he “decided not to be a part of it,” an insider said at the time.

Proving just how strained things are between Rob and his siblings, he recently deleted all entries on his Twitter profile and dumped all but two pictures on his Instagram account.

Khloe’s divorce to Lamar has also been hard on Rob because they had been like blood brothers,” said the insider.

“Rob would proudly tell anyone that Lamar was the brother he always wanted. It’s hard growing up in a family with five sisters and being the only male. His voice was rarely heard.”

VIA Radar

American Horror Story's Season Four Will Be Set at a Carnival

American Horror Story writer Douglas Petrie confirmed the setting of the series' fourth season: a presumably very spooky carnival. (All you fans guessing "Hell Circus" weren't far off!) Petrie was a guest on the podcast Nerdist Writers Panel, moderated by Ben Blacker, which was recorded February 16 and released just a few days ago. Petrie was on the panel with a few other television writers, and he starts talking about the fourth season by saying, "I can't say anything." But when Moira Kirland, a writer on Arrow and Castle, offers that she heard a rumor about the season, Petrie confirms it. The revelation happens around minute 33; you can listen to the whole podcast here.

Now it is time for your predictions and theories to commence. Let the circus begin

VIA A.V.Club

Listen Up: Nas It Ain't Hard to Tell (Remix)

As the Northeast patiently awaits the spring months, let this be a reminder that there will be more to celebrate than just warm weather. Nas’ landmark debut release Illmatic celebrates its 20th Anniversary this spring, with a special rerelease of the album dropping on April 15th. Titled Illmatic XX, the double disc (tracklist below) will feature rare remixes, and unreleased demos and freestyles.

With the release date nearing, we’re hyped to bring you one of the remixes from the album, a funky drum-fueled version of “It Ain’t Hard To Tell.” Delete stress like Motrin on this Monday with a re-imagined classic.

In accordance with the rerelease, Nas is performing Illmatic front to back across the US, with shows at both the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts as well as this year’s Coachella Festival. Further details surrounding the tour will be released in the coming weeks.

“With Illmatic, I didn’t think about it. I just did it,” he said. “I believe everybody has good instincts. Now I’m a man from that past and I’m supremely grateful. There’s a Nigerian proverb ‘What is past is prologue.’  I’m here today because of Illmatic.”

For those looking to celebrate to the fullest, a feature-length documentary looking at the creation of the original album, “Time Is Illmatic,” will debut this year at the Tribeca Film Festival. The movie, from first-time filmmakers One9 (director/producer) and Erik Parker (writer/producer), delves into the social conditions that created the album; and the music legacy passed down from Nas’ Mississippi-born father and celebrated jazz musician, Olu Dara.

You can preorder Illmatic XX digitally on iTunes and secure the vinyl and CD versions on Amazon now.

 

Disc 1: Remastered original album
1. The Genesis
2. N.Y. State Of Mind
3. Life’s A Bitch
4. The World Is Yours
5. Halftime
6. Memory Lane (Sittin’ In Da Park)
7. One Love
8. One Time 4 Your Mind
9. Represent
10. It Ain’t Hard To Tell

Disc 2: Demos, Remixes & Live Radio
1. I’m A Villain (previously unreleased)
2. The Stretch Armstrong and Bobbito Show on WKCR October 28, 1993 (previously unreleased freestyle)
3. Halftime (Butcher Remix)
4. It Ain’t Hard To Tell (Remix)(promo single)
5. One Love (LG Main Mix)
6. Life’s A Bitch (Arsenal Mix)(promo single)
7. One Love (One L Main Mix)
8. The World Is Yours (Tip Mix)
9. It Ain’t Hard To Tell (The Stink Mix)(UK single)
10. It Ain’t Hard To Tell (The Laidback Remix)(UK single)

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Air Jordan 4 “Don” Custom

DCCedar would really REALLY like a pair too please, thank you

DCCedar would really REALLY like a pair too please, thank you

As some of you might remember, Kanye West collaborated with Louis Vuitton on a sneaker collection in 2009. Consisting of several sneaker silhouettes, both low and high top, the “Don” sneaker from the collection turned out to be one of the most popular ones in the line-up. Modelled after one of the more unique colorways of the Louis Vuitton Don, Dank Customs presents the above Air Jordan 4. The outcome is fantastic, with not only the colors mimicked on the upper, but also Louis Vuitton branding has been beautifully added to the plastic parts, tongue and mid-sole of the sneaker as well. We usually do not cover customs, but we definitely wanted you guys to see this one. What do you think?

 

L’Wren Scott Hung Herself

Mick Jagger’s ex-model girlfriend L’Wren Scott killed herself in a luxurious Manhattan apartment, police sources told The Post on Monday.

Cops found Scott, 49, hanging by a scarf inside an eighth-floor apartment at 200 11th Ave., at the corner of West 24th Street, shortly after 10 a.m. after getting a 911 call from her assistant.

It’s unclear if Scott left behind a note. There were no signs of foul play, sources said.

The 6-foot-3 brunette began dating the Rolling Stones’ frontman in 2001, and last year marked his 70th birthday by posting a vintage photo on Instagram of the rocker at age 21, wearing a pair of swim trunks, just before his band hit it big.

A spokesman for Jagger, currently on tour in Australia, said the singer was “completely shocked and devastated” by Scott’s death.

The adopted daughter of Mormon parents, she was raised in a small town in Utah as Luann Bambrough.

As a teen, she was discovered by famed fashion photographer Bruce Weber and changed her name to model for Chanel and Thierry Mugler before becoming a stylist for celebrities.

She later branched out into design, and is best known for her striking “Headmistress” dress, which has been worn by Madonna and Nicole Kidman.

Other fans of her form-flattering frocks include Naomi Cambell, Kate Moss, Sarah Jessica Parker and Michelle Obama

Praise Jeebus! Fred Phelps Near Death. Satan Confirms Phelps Too Evil for Ticket to Hell

Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Sr. “on the edge of death" Says Son

The estranged son of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church said his father is "on the edge of death."

Fred Phelps Sr. became famous for organizing picket lines of brightly-colored signs carrying hateful messages against tolerance during the funerals of military personnel and famous figures. His actions led to at least two federal and several state laws restricting protests during military funerals.

In a statement on his Facebook page, Nathan Phelps, who has been estranged from his father for 30 years, said the senior Phelps was dying in hospice care in Topeka, Kan., and that he had been excommunicated from his own church in August of 2013.

"I'm not sure how I feel about this. Terribly ironic that his devotion to his god ends this way. Destroyed by the monster he made," Nathan Phelps wrote.

"I feel sad for all the hurt he's caused so many," he continued. "I feel sad for those who will lose the grandfather and father they loved. And I'm bitterly angry that my family is blocking the family members who left from seeing him, and saying their good-byes."

 

A spokesman for the Westboro Baptist Church said Sunday that the elder Phelps, 84, was being cared for in a facility in Shawnee County, Kan. Spokesman Steve Drain declined to identify the facility or to characterize Phelps' condition.

 

"I can tell you that Fred Phelps is having some health problems," Drain said. "He's an old man, and old people get health problems."

Drain declined comment Sunday on whether Fred Phelps had been voted out of the church.

Just last week, a federal judge upheld a Missouri law requiring protesters to stay at least a football-field length away from funeral sites, beginning an hour before they start until an hour after the services end.

 

The ruling by U.S. District Judge Fernando Gaitan Jr. caps a nearly eight-year legal fight over Missouri's funeral protest restrictions that were prompted after members of a Kansas church opposed to homosexuality protested at the funeral of a Missouri solider who had been killed in Iraq.

Missouri Attorney General Chris Koster said the law is now in effect.

"No parent who has lost a child should be confronted by the hate and intolerance of strangers, and today's ruling means parents and other loved ones will have a protective boundary from protesters," Koster said Tuesday in a written statement.

VIA CBS News

Scarlet Letter Wearing Savannah Guthrie has Shot Gun Wedding

Starting clocks now

After a failed affair with co-host Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie twitter feed posted "Wedding bells are ringing for Savannah Guthrie — and baby bells, too!"

"I — well, we — are four months pregnant," Savannah announced to guests at the candlelit reception dinner after the NBC News "Special Report" music played! The crowd erupted in screams and cheers.

"We are so excited, overjoyed and feel so blessed," she said Monday on TODAY. 

"It's funny, 'cause we set the wedding date, I bought my dress, and then I found out," she said. "So I've been doing a little praying that I would fit in it, and it all worked out."

VIA Today