This Weekends Sure Shots!

THURSDAY AT TROPICALIA - STRICTLY DISCO

Mr. Bonkerz and Jahsonic team up with One Love and Joodlum for this Thursday's most anticipated event. 

9pm-2am
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FRIDAY AT STICKY RICE - JOHN BOWEN

John Bowen of Video Killers is back at Sticky Rice with his video arsenal.  

10pm-3am
NO COVER!

FRIDAY AT THE LODGE - DJ TRAYZE

DJ Trayze is one of NW DC's best DJ's. He's also one of our favorite in the entire city.  

9pm-3am
NO COVER!

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FRIDAY AT BLACK WHISKEY - DJ ESKIMO

DJ Eskimo sets the dance floor on fire this Friday at Black Whiskey.   

9pm-3am
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SATURDAY AT THE LODGE - TALIB KWELI (DJ SET)

Acclaimed rapper Talib Kweli comes for an exclusive DJ set with party rockers Sharkey and Stereofaith. 

8pm-3am
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SATURDAY AT STICKY RICE - PAT PREMIER

Dance floor master Pat Premier holds it down at Sticky Rice this Saturday.  

10pm-3am
NO COVER!

SATURDAY AT BLACK WHISKEY - JOHN THORNELY (DJ SET)

U.S. Royalty front man steps off the mic and into the DJ booth this Saturday at Black Whiskey.  

9pm-3am
NO COVER!

SUNDAY AT BLACK WHISKEY - 9TH WONDER (DJ SET)

Backpacker hip-hop producer 9th Wonder comes to Black Whiskey for a DJ set via friends, Adrinkwithfriends.   

9pm-3am
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"Imagine Finding Me" Series by Chino Otsuka

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This series of photos that Japanese London-based photographer Chino Otsuka created is so nostalgic and heartwarming, it left me breathless. In “Imagine Finding Me,” Chino does something unique that I frankly have never seen before: she digitally inserts herself into old photos, so that she is standing next to her younger self. The concept is simple and her digital manipulation of the photos is done so well it makes it seem she is a time traveler (HMM). These pictures are filled with a sense of longing for simpler times that may hit you at your core.

Source: http://www.viralnova.com/time-traveling-ph...

Hirshhorn Damage Control: Art and Destruction Since 1950

Damage Control: Art and Destruction Since 1950 is the first in-depth exploration of the theme of destruction in international contemporary visual culture. In all areas of art production since the mid-twentieth century, the notion of destruction has played an important role, whether as spectacle, as catharsis, as a reaction to world-weariness, as a means of depersonalizing emotional or cultural angst, as a form of rebellion against institutions, or as an essential component of re-creation. This ground-breaking exhibition includes works by a diverse range of international artists working in painting, sculpture, photography, film, installation, and performance.

Source: http://www.hirshhorn.si.edu/collection/dam...

Watch The Simpsons' astounding tribute to Hayao Miyazaki

Hayao Miyazaki is retiring. The creator of more than one anime masterpiece, including such greats as My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke and Howl’s Moving Castle, anyone that appreciates anime has most certainly heard of this famous director’s name.  In order to give tribute to all the amazing films that Miyazaki has brought to us over the years, The Simpsons will be devoting an episode to him.
 

Read more at http://nerdbastards.com/2014/01/09/the-simpsons-gives-tribute-to-hayao-miyazaki/#eyH0g4x1XtKfQWdm.99

Source: http://nerdbastards.com/2014/01/09/the-sim...

'Bachmann Abbey', The episode where Michele Bachmann forgot she tried to kill PBS

....................I guess she forgot she co-sponsored a bill defund PBS

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Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) seemed to be channeling the Dowager Countess of Downton Abbey in a photo posted to her daughter Sophia's Facebook page on Thursday.

The image features Bachmann, her husband Marcus and other members of her family in formal outfits, standing in a line much like the cast of Downton Abbey stands in promotional photos for the show. The caption underneath says "Bachmann Abbey."

VIA Huffington Post

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/09/b...

Odd Taco Bell pitch & better food review

In one of the oddest marketing pitches I've seen in quite some time, Taco Bell has been showing commercials which imply that their latest food item is designed to be eaten while running away from the father of the underage girl you just tried to fuck.

First impression: if you found a girl who is seduced by Taco Bell food, she really is easy. I mean, I hate to slut-shame and all, but unless the dude is so dirt poor that he saved his allowance of a single penny for over a hundred weeks, buying her Taco Bell isn't really an impressive act of devotion worthy of affection. Of course, she could be really stoned. There are a lot of variables we don't know in this equation, save that her parents came home early.

Then I tasted the thing, and it occurred to me that this is all an elaborate trick. The goal here is to PUNISH the young miscreant, by tricking him into eating something so terrible that he will forever psychosomatically associate it with his attempted seduction and never do that again. Because like your first time having sex, the Grilled Stuft Nacho is fucking awful.

The pitch is that it's everything you like about nachos in a handy to-go form. So for the sake of a controlled experiment, I bought a regular Nachos Supreme and the Grilled Stuft Nacho to see if that was true, putting aside the fact that once upon a time, Taco Bell got me used to green onions on my nachos then cruelly yanked that away.

Here's the main thing - if you're going to call something that isn't nachos a Nacho-anything, the dominant flavor needs to be goddamn cheese (this goes out to you too, Baja Fresh Nacho Burrito). Just like if you tell me something tastes like spaghetti sauce, tomatoes better be the motherfucking dominant species up in that bitch. Now, I knew going in that at Taco Bell, the term "Grilled Stuft" means "this item's predominant ingredient and flavor is 'Burnt Flour Tortilla.'" To be fair, it's only a grace note in the nacho.

So what else is in there? Ground "beef," nacho cheese sauce, low-fat sour cream (I get mine without because sour cream is gross with or without extra fat), and red tortilla strips. Oh wait, forgot one thing: "nacho sauce." A logical person might hear "nacho sauce" and think that meant cheese, right? Let us now present the proof that no Vulcans work at Taco Bell.

I think "nacho sauce" is an un-spicy variant of "volcano sauce" - another sad creation, because I remember the "Volcano Burrito" the Bell had back when to tie in with the movie Congo - it had a thick vein of nacho cheese sauce through the middle, and was indisputably the best thing associated with that film. Nacho sauce is bright orange, making it look and smell like radioactive ranch dressing. As for the taste - I can best describe it as resembling rancid cottage cheese. You know how Jelly Belly uses pepperoni pizza as a flavor base for its Bertie Bott vomit-flavored bean? I think we have here a new contender that's even better.

Naturally, there's more vomit sauce than cheese. And thus did I tap out about halfway through.

Taco Bell already has an item containing everything I want on my nachos - the good old Meximelt. Real pico salsa, multiple cheeses, chicken if you request it. An underrated, understated item that they thankfully have not tried to fuck with too much by stuffing it with Doritos. Yet.

Dads, next time you see that kid running away, force him to eat one of these. He'll beg you to call his parents instead.

via toplessrobot.com

Source: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/01/fast_f...